Do you want to kill your man? Angela Nwosu

You are not alone. Many marriages break down these days, because our generation of women have become weak. They no longer kill their men. They allow the men to run wild and cheat anyhow, ighotago? Dead men don’t cheat and they won’t hit you, so he is better off dead and gone.

If you want to kill your husband. First of all, You must become a Ninja, you must first learn the ropes and master the use of weapons. If you want to be a killer Ninja, Then you must observe the following code of conduct:

1. Behave like a female.
2. Dress pleasantly/attractively.
3. Smell good!
4. Don’t lay out all your problems on your husband as soon as he walks in. Give him a little mental break or You will unconsciously send him to a beer
   parlour.
5. Don’t keep asking him, “what are you thinking?”
6. Stop nagging .
7. Absolutely no talking about your spousal problems to anyone you meet, not even under the pretense of seeking help! If you think you want to solve legitimate marital issues, do it yourself and don’t run to a third party, unless its a life threatening issue.
8. Be kind to your mother-in-law the same way you would like your husband to be kind to your own mother.
9. Learn all the rights and obligations of each other. Focus on fulfilling your obligations, not demanding your rights.
10. Race to the door when he comes home, as if you were waiting for him, smile and hug him.
11. Keep your house clean.
12. Compliment him on the things you know he’s not so confident about (looks, intelligence, etc.) This will build his self-esteem.
13. Always tell him he’s the best husband ever.
14. Call his family often.
15. Give him a simple task to do at home and then thank him when he does it. This will encourage him to do more.
16. When he’s talking about something boring, listen and nod your head. Even ask questions to make it seem like you’re interested.
17. Encourage him to do charity.
18. If he’s in a bad mood, give him some space. He’ll get over it.
19. Thank him sincerely for providing you with food and shelter. It’s a big deal.
20. If he’s angry with you and starts yelling, let him yell it out while you’re quiet. You will see your fight will end a lot faster. Then when he’s calm, you can tell him your side of the story and how you want him to change something.
21. When you’re mad at him, don’t say “YOU make me furious”, rather, “This action makes me upset”. Direct your anger to the action and circumstance
    rather than at him.
22. Remember that your husband has feelings, so take them into consideration.
23. Let him chill with his friends without guilt, especially if they’re good guys.
24. If your husband is annoyed over a little thing you do (and you can control it)then stop doing it.
25. Learn to communicate your feelings.
26. Don’t get mad over small things. It’s not worth it.
27. Tell him you’re the best wife ever and compliment yourself on certain things you know you’re good at.
28. Learn to make his favorite dish. If he like suya, learn to make suya, if na pepper soup and agidi, learn and make it at home, isi ewu etc
29. Don’t ever, EVER talk bad about him with friends or family unnecessarily.
30. Love him and cherish him.
31. Do NOT give commands or instructions like he’s your servant.
32. Tell your husband you love him, many, many times.
33. Keep fit and take care of your health so you will remain a strong mother, wife and not blow out of proportion 🙄 FAT and frumpy.
34. Surprise him with gifts. Even necessities, such as new shoes, can be gifts.
35. Try (hard as it might be) to take interest in his hobbies.
36. Flirt with him. INITIATE SEX. Learn tricks and “techniques” to please your husband.
37. If you are not satisfied intimately, talk to him, don’t wait until matters become worse.
38. Ask God to strengthen and preserve the bond of compassion and love between the two of you, every day.
39. Don’t EVER compare your husband to other men! For example don’t say, “well her husband doesn’t do that, why do you …” (that’s a killer!)
40. Be happy with what you have, because no one is perfect and you didn’t marry him at gun point.
41. Men are big babies, make them feel loved. Mother them and make sure you breast feed him regularly too 😁

Despite the challenges and difficulties in doing all these, If you manage to accomplish at least half, then just sit back and watch your man become your maga. Kill him with love and bury him inside your Vagina and he will become addicted to dying for you.

Except you married a chronic womanizer, then a moment of silent to you😢

Udo!