Jokes of the Day: read this Tribute to Garry

TRIBUTE TO GARRI

Dear Garri it’s been a while I want to write this to you
You’ve always been there for me when others left, So I decide to define you in a special way.

G = Giver of Energy.
A = Attitude changer (from bad mood , to Good mood )
R = Reducer of weakness in the muscles and joints
I = Increaser of agility

Some friends have described you in many ways some call you
STUDENTS power
Life support.
The last hope of common man
Weakness extinguisher
You are the first son of cassava
The sibling of Akpu (fufu)
The father of Eba
The cousin to Tapioca

My Love for you is indescribable,.
CORN flakes came, but he left me. Golden morn also came but left me too.
But you came and stood by me
Oh Garri you are a friend to the Rich , Bestie to the Poor,

You’re always compatible with everything I enjoy taking you with
*Groundnuts
*Fish
*Kulikuli ( child to groundnut )
*Beans.

  • Moi-Moi ( child to beans)
    *Akara (sibling to moi-moi)
    You like to work hand in hand with your fellow associate like
    *Sugar
    *Milk
    *Coconut
    *Soya milk
    My Love message to you
    Let me use my mouth to drink you
    Oh Garri for your taste is more than a thousand corn flakes 

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