Hmmm… Lockdown Wahala: How I get into Trouble after My_Wife said we would Choose 5 persons we can date

I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND WOMEN!

My wife insisted that we spend more time playing games together instead of me watching old football matches, unable to go out for drinks with friends. Somehow, I grudgingly succumbed to her request.

Now the game : She said let’s make a list of 5 people that each of us could date if allowed by either of us to date and given the opportunity. In my mind I was like, hmmm, what a game! Well that sounded fun for her kind of game. I said OK, that she should go first and pick her kind of men.

She picked:

1. Aliko Dangote
2. Femi Otedola
3. King Sunny Ade
4. Otunba Subomi Balogun
5. Sen. Bola Tinubu

Her choices were good and I cheered her up. It was then my turn to pick.

Being the very simple guy I am and to be modest, I just picked:

1. Bidemi – her immediate younger Sister.
2. Jane – her first Cousin.
3. Mercy – her best friend.
4. Cynthia – one pretty lady within our neighborhood, and
5. Mrs. Nwosu – our Son’s school teacher.

That was the end of the game; I have been answering questions upon questions, offering explainations upon explanations! I can’t remember the number of apologies I have tendered so far.

What a game!!! Meanwhile, I didn’t ask her for any explanations for hers!

See me see truble ooo….
Good y’all ✌✌✌

©Elvis JP