Lady by name Arike Ade (Phonex) took to her Facebook wall to share one of her worst date she ever have with a guy that keep disturbing her for over three months.
She wrote
Lemme gist you one of my worst date experience
I was in school o when this guy in Lagos told me he would love to take me out whenever I was in Lagos.
I said OK
He said I should holla him whenever I got back.
Throughout as I was writing exams, he kept telling me to not forgot our date o. That he knows I’m hot cake, that I should add him in my schedule
I said okay.
Fast forward to Lagos, we picked a Friday. He said cinema.
Next thing he said an eatery that cinema do something that I cannot remember
I said toh
I dressed up.
I made braids for this date o.
Even wore makeup.
As we got to the eatery, this dude did not e’en ask what I wanted
He ordered egg roll and coke for me.
Me, egg roll.
The smell alone can make me puke
I don’t even eat egg roll.
I was sha sipping the coke, he was talking okoto.
Well it sounded like Okoto cos I was hungry.
I now told him I don’t eat Egg roll that I wanted Potato and sauce.
He said he didn’t budget it.
Ogbeni if you don’t Geddifock
You didn’t Budget potato of 500. And fish of 400 and yoire asking me on a date since three months
Waiter gimme potato and fish please. Thank God I can afford 1k
He was looking at me.
I ate my food and drank another coke and told him we should go
Next thing this dude goes to tell my cousin that introduced us that I disrespected him
Your brain is shaking sir.
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