Five things that Nigerians do not joke with:

1. Sexual supplements
2. #BBNaija (for inspiration on what to do in the bedroom)
3. Church and mosque
4. Football betting
5. Organic cream

All other things, including election, education, and self development, are secondary!

Someone said this is how to create a typical Nigerian town: 1000 churches and mosques. 500 football viewing centres. 250 sport betting kiosks. 100 brothels. A sprinkling of schools. Okada for public transport. No public library. No parks and gardens. No community centre. No youth guidance and counselling unit.

It may look like a joke, but we must change our lifestyles!

TableShaker